Disclaimer : This post is purely on a light-hearted note and not to hurt anyone’s sentiments. 🙂
Such is the might of Sir RJ, this post which was supposed to be a post match analysis between CSK & RCB got turned into “The gentleman they call Sir Ravindra Jadeja”. Forget about twitter, Jadeja is trending even on LinkedIn and YouTube ;). And why did this epithet “Sir Ravindra Jadeja” is in the news for the past few months now? Anyone who had watched the match between CSK & RCB would be short of nails, to say the least :). With 16 required from the last over, Sir RJ made it 6 from 4, after a sixer and a four in the first 2 balls. And with 2 runs to get from the last ball, he holed out to the third man, however as RP Singh had overstepped, CSK won the match with 1 ball to spare. Somehow, everyone watching the match felt that this was scripted by Ashutosh Gowariker. (Remember the climax of Lagaan?) 🙂
And what happens next? The whole of social media was flooded with Sir Ravindra Jadeja jokes. The ultimate one was the tweet from the captain cool, MS Dhoni. He tweeted, “2 runs to win from 1 ball and only Sir Ravindra Jadeja can win the match in that situation with 1 ball to spare.”
Now, what are the things expected to happen coz of this heroics by Sir RJ? Let’s imagine a few of those.
Vijay Mallya may rename Kingfisher Airlines to RJ Airlines so that his company will be out of trouble.
Sajid Khan may come up with Housefull-3 after the disastrous Himmatwala. Sir RJ is expected to play a triple role in this movie with Deepika, Katrina & Priyanka playing the female leads.
The All India Football Federation may now appoint Sir RJ as the coach of the Indian football team and he will help them qualify for Brazil 2014 and India will defeat Brazil in the world cup opener. And from the 2018 FIFA world cup, the best player of each edition will be awarded Sir Ravindra Jadeja medal.
India and Pakistan may seek the expert advice of Sir RJ to put an end to the Kashmir Issue.
Scientists & researchers may ask Sir RJ to reveal the mystery behind the Bermuda triangle.
Sir RJ is expected to find what exactly is the secret in Victoria’s secret 😛 and who the f#$k is Smokie’s Alice.
And the final one, CSK will play RCB in the final of this year’s edition and Gayle to face the final ball needing 4 runs. He skies the ball towards long on and before the fielder from mid-on could run backwards to catch the ball, Sir RJ fielding in the third man positions sprints across the length of the ground and completes a one handed catch and CSK wins the IPL-6.